Behold the safety Keurig 

"E90M3" (e90m3) 08/14/2018 at 10:53 • Filed to: None

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I can now safely caffeinate at my desk!

Takuro Spirit > E90M3 08/14/2018 at 10:59

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They do gur gle quite loudly.

E90M3 > Takuro Spirit 08/14/2018 at 11:00

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Hence why hearing protection is necessary. 

Ash78, voting early and often > E90M3 08/14/2018 at 11:08

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We can brew if we want to, we can leave carafes behind. Because carafes just burn, the coffee just turns, and they’re no friend of mine.

/men without hardhats

//S-A-F-E-T-Y.... KEURIG

user314 > E90M3 08/14/2018 at 11:09

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Textured Soy Protein > E90M3 08/14/2018 at 11:09

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The one thing I have in common with Hannity fans is that I despise Keurig machines. Except I despise them because they brew trash-ass coffee. 

Takuro Spirit > E90M3 08/14/2018 at 11:10

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+1 for stabby mcpinchpoint inside the basket.

Urambo Tauro > E90M3 08/14/2018 at 11:15

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His Stigness > Textured Soy Protein 08/14/2018 at 11:16

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That was one of the funniest outrages I’ve seen in quite a while. 

boredalways > E90M3 08/14/2018 at 11:18

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ETA: I’m no good at smartphone photoshop, especially when I’m being bothered by coworkers, but it’s the thought that counts.

Textured Soy Protein > His Stigness 08/14/2018 at 11:28

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It made things interesting for me this past thanksgiving.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > E90M3 08/14/2018 at 11:35

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Mmmmmm... gross instant coffee. But this time its safe. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > E90M3 08/14/2018 at 11:39

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I actually had this on the wall for a while.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > E90M3 08/14/2018 at 11:40

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I’m also a fan of this one:

His Stigness > Textured Soy Protein 08/14/2018 at 11:47

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I totally remember reading that. As much as I dislike my family gatherings because my siblings drive me nuts, we all agree on politics, but we don’t actually talk about them.

The closest I get to political arguments with my family are fighting over who’s right, but it’s always a liberal side. I have to walk away not because of political differences with a family member, but because I was a poly sci major so the things that come out of some of their mouths (my older relatives) is too much.

LOREM IPSUM > E90M3 08/14/2018 at 12:44

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Though it may still be technically unsafe to approach until a few moments after it’s finished cycling and the flavoured water has been given an opportunity to hit the braincells.

user314 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/14/2018 at 14:34

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JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Ash78, voting early and often 08/14/2018 at 17:49

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This comment isn't getting anywhere near enough love